My Joke of the Day Originally Composed by #Christheair @Christheair @Loadedcrew #Loadednation.com

 Naturally due to many things, I write a hell lot of jokes but now I kindda wanna share it for once on my blog, having posted it at nairaland and facebook. Read on and rate me, Retweet on twitter, Share and Like on Facebook and don't forget just spread the message. Its Your Boy Christheair in the House.

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My teacher was teaching us one day in class and she sees that De-Air (thats me) isn't paying attention, so she asks me, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" I replies, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Then I said, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Well i hate to be duped back in those days in secondary school so i asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." I replied, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!".

Although going home that day i just couldn't what my teacher meant by saying we failed her last question! when i mean we, i mean the entire students, how the heck did we fail such stuff, We just gave our opinions. You be the judge, see the question below

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

And yet she dares say we failed. Gosh, dats whats happen when an NYSC member is teaching you. Never knew her uni though.

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On getting home, Dad didn't help matters cos all through out that day on Channels TV, I kept on hearing them saying shit about how people are born...Damn dudes over there so i walked over to Dad and asked, "How were people born?" So Dad said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." Well i moved over to mom and asked her the same question and she told me, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." With full speed, i ran back to Dad and said, "You lied to me!" Dad replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." Now the are confusing me more and more, Which part of the family am i from then?

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To cool my brain i walked over to my neighbours house, and kindda eavesdrop (or should i say peeped) on what they were trying to do, the husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." What the fuck i wrong with dat :o

I had to go to bed with a confused brain and then the next day dad killed it cos when i wanted to go to school i heard him tell mommy 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" and for that fucking reason i had to take my pussy cat to school in order to avoid stories that touch!!! ;D

Gosh A day it was indeed. ;D >:( :( :o :-* if you feel the gist, like and spread the fun





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