Nigerian Musicians And The Kind Of Students They Would Have Been

I actually found this interesting and I thought I should repost. If Nigerian musicians were students, according to the writer – these would be their respective traits:
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and best boxer in the class.
KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.
REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months. OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position. MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him. P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.
DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky to the classroom everyday
PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit at the back of the class discussing which girl to toast next.
WIZKID – So obsessed with girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.

MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.
DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.
ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.
KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad whore and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.
TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm. YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.
BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.
SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.

KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.
CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.
IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.
EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.

D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school.
DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.
ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.
PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.
2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students……